Crazy Senator Mike Gravel has not been invited to participate in the next democratic presidential debate next week because he didn't have enough money. He may sound crazy, but his stance on the issues is not.
Dennis "Rumpelstiltskin" Kucinich has deeper pockets than Gravel, but is viewed as too left-wing to win the popular vote. It is quite unfortunate - because despite his seeming social awkwardness, he is the best candidate and would make the best president of all the runners in this race.
That leaves us with our best chance, Senator John Edwards (D-NC), a responsible citizen who actually believes what he says: