A friend is a second self.
Living should be perpetual and universal benediction
- Wei Wu Wei
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
- Martin Luther King, Jr
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are so full of doubt.
Learning without thought is labor lost.
As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.
- Albert Einstein
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
- Jack Handey
Damn doctor's bills